Best blog post opening line I read today (wrongbot.com, writing on "Schrodinger's rapist"):
Someone on the internet is wrong, and so I feel obligated to enumerate my disagreements with the author...
The first 6 words of that post are a link to this XKCD comic: http://xkcd.com/386/
Best snarky internet comment of the day, in response to his post:
Can I use your internet? It appears to have the same pages on it as mine, but they evidently say completely different things.
Love it.